The Comedy Buffet

Episode 73 And Now Brad Galli With Sports

Michael Powell — Mon, 07 May 2012 05:02:27 GMT

Well it would appear as though The Comedy Buffet has a head or two in an ass or two. Not in a good way either! So once again we are going through some growing pains and ask that TCB faithful bare with us. In the mean time turn your ear holes towards this gem of an episode we did a while back with Brad Galli on the patio of Kinga's Lounge, complete with sirens and all the noises that makes Colfax cool.
Here's what we talked about;

Denver second graders see porn on classroom computer while using Google search. Oddly they found math homework on PornTube.

Husband finds his wife on porn site. Not as upsetting as finding your dad on a porn site.

Couple in New Jersey sue after discovering rental house is haunted. Landlord counter sues after discovering his tenants are dumb.

So Brad Galli took time out of his busy day of strutting around Boulder to be on our show. The least we could do was record it and then wait 3 weeks to post it.

Follow Brad on his Twitter page. Or see what he does on Facebook. Either way follow this guy, and tell him you heard his podcast. He blushes easy!

Click like on our Facebook page to see if your dreams come true. Follow us on Twitter and see if a unicorn is in your shower.

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Send us an email beheard@thecomedybuffet.com and see if we read it on the show.

You should be so lucky,

TCB

Episode 72 Jen Koscheka Go Ahead, Call Her Read.

Michael Powell — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 04:55:52 GMT

One would like to think after two and a half years of doing this thing we might have it down. But much like sex or taxes (2 things I do annually) it never seems to work out the way I want it to.

So after a bit of a goof up we were able to get Jen Koscheka on the podcast. Then after what seems like an extraordinary delay we are finally posting the show. The episode is weeks old, the stories even older, but still funny. Jen is an absolute doll and a trooper for putting up with us.

On to the stories;

Kony 2012 viral video "detained" for masturbating in public. He knows he's not really an invisible child right?

Rod Blagojevich arrives at a Colorado prison to server his 14 sentence. It should be just like OZ, with more foosball.

Ben and Jerry's introduces new flavor to show support for gay marriage in the UK. Because if there was ever a geographical region that needs support for homosexuality...it's Europe.

When Jen Koscheka said she would be happy to be on our show I think she might have been drunk. Or confused with who we are or what we do. None the less she kept her word and indeed showed up, and was funny. He companion Bit made his podcast debut as well. We miss you Bit.

If you want to catch up on what Jen, or Bit, is up to check out her Facebook page. Hell, stalk her on Twitter as well. She may stalk you back.

While you're doing all this stalking don't forget about us. Check out and like our Facebook to get updates. Or follow us on Twitter for short bursts of funny.

Look Ma! A Zazzle link. Can I click on it? You bet your ass. Buy a shirt.

Got something to say? We want to pretend to listen. beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.

Lastly, there are some big things going on for us at The Comedy Buffet. Bare with us as things get worked out and worked up. You are the reason we do this. Well, you and the fact that we are lonely.

Yous Guys Rocks,

TCB

Episode 71 Rick DeSimone MVP Of Our Hearts

Michael Powell — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 04:13:58 GMT

We managed to tear ourselves away from The Hunger Games to record this special episode of The Comedy Buffet. With resident redneck Mac Ellis in Chicago we had our good friend Jason Wardell sit in the copilot chair. This week Rick DeSimone finally makes the jump from fill in guy to actual guest. Even after crushing bones and dreams during Denver's first comic intramural flag football scrimmage he managed to bring the funny for us.

A lonesome loser in Minnesota gets Twitter results, and is subsequently mocked for getting a porn star to save the date at a high school prom. We at The Comedy Buffet applaud the youth's tenacity, and have some tips. Next time? Don't let your mom dress you for the news; horizontal stripes are not flattering paired with a brow piercing.

Denver local Susan Cole is in a spot of bother for using her legitimate mental instability to pass off as another sort of mentally unstable person. Clearly a Renaissance woman, her list of credits put her as a battered wife, a Mary Kay representative, newsradio enthusiast, and author. Author!? Maybe she could come down to Kinga's Lounge (1509 Marion Street, Denver Colorado 80218) and give us a reading?

In what can be best described as Charles Darwin's Theory incarnate, a German cameraman has cut short the next stage in Easter Bunny evolution.

Closer friends you will not find standing outside a Polish bar in Denver. From left to right we have Rick DeSimone @rockdieselbones

Matt Bernier @mattbernier8

Michael Powell @thecomedybuffet

Jason Wardell @hamsaplenty

To see what Rick DeSimone is up to and catch his comedy schedule, without those pesky twitter spam messages, check out his Facebook page. It's the bees knees!

We WILL tweet you back

Have a fun news article you want to share with the show? Go to our Facebook and Twitter pages and do your thang.

E-mail us direct at beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.

While we have your attention, if you are a Denver comic and have any audio of your sets send them to us. We have worked out a deal with a new local radio station that will launch in June. They want to use local comics in some of their sound clips. 35-45 second clips with your name mentioned. Great chance to get some exposure. Send us any links or clips to the email above.

Find you're clothes a bit snug and boring? Don't bother with gym costs, just supersize your shirts on our Zazzle site.

Comments are much appreciated as well. We are all gluttons for punishment. Don't hold back!

Come see us live EVERY Sunday afternoon at 6 pm at Kinga's Lounge (1509 Marion Street in Denver) for the show, and be sure to stick around for the comedy show after we pack up the Diaper Box.

May the Odds Be Ever in your Favor

TCB

Episode 70 Jordan Doll. Now With Over Fifty Points Of Articulation

Michael Powell — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 19:34:34 GMT

Rarely do plans at The Comedy Buffet fall apart. That is, rarely do plans fall through when liquor and technology don't mix. Here is a belated post with funny-man Jordan Doll, who saved our asses when a hiccup occured with the Diaper Box Deluxe. Basically George Lucas is still steaming from our T-shirt idea, and decided to assert his authority again on our little podcast. Two can play that game.

California teacher in hot water for taking in 18 year old student. What is more surprising, that the teacher was a man and the student was a girl, or that their names are Hooker and Powers.

Wayward Wisconsin Wacko storms a Denny's and impersonates a manager in order to make his own meal. Actual manager calls BS because corporate had not sent down email informing her of new management. Hey lady, your total recall of corporate emails is why your wait times are ridiculous.

Frenchman sues Google over orbital voyeurism. While figuring out how much Vivid would have paid Jenna Jameson for the same thing and demanding he get similarly recompensed, his lawyer's main defense is "at least he wasn't cheating on his wife". We at The Comedy Buffet suspect French lawyers must take the Bar exam underneath the Eiffel Tower.

You can follow this hot mess of hair and surprise on Facebook here.

On Twitter he can be followed and RT'ed @RazorLou

Can also be found lurking with Werewolf Radar

And while you're just reading this on the toilet, like us and all of our posts on Facebook.

If you have a short funny to tell us, speed things along with Twitter.

Got a story? A dream you wish to be interpreted? Send an email to beheard@thecomedybuffet.com

On the site? Click the Zazzle link and profit from the under privileged.

Don't forget comments. Almost any and all comments left on this site will be read by the eloquent Mac Ellis.

Next week we have Jen Koscheka. Why don't you send questions for her to answer? Really, why don't you?

*So yes the show is posted as Episode 70. Unlike Mr. Lucas we stay true to our word and reserve the lofty spot of 69 for our hetero life-mates the guys at Van Full of Candy.

We'd have broken up with you by text too, Adele

TCB

Episode 68 Matt Monroe & Roger Norquist Live And Uncut.

Michael Powell — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 06:36:02 GMT

Matt Monroe has a sexy sexy voice. Also Roger Norquist has a sexy sexy podcast. Both of these things are mentioned in this weeks show. Along with these equally sexy sexy news stories,

Alleged murderer cries afoul when not allowed to get Cocoa Puffs in prison. Not worried about getting shanked, just about cereal.

In what is obviously a monumental waste of time and brain power the folks over at centives.net have put together how much it would cost and how long it would take to build a Death Star. Go crazy nerds. You deserve it.

Obituaries are a great space for airing dirty laundry. Dead people don't care.

So once again everyone departed so quickly we were unable to get a photo for this episode. So enjoy my fave photos of Matt Monroe and Roger Norquist.

Follow each of these gentlemen on their respective Facebook or Twitter accounts. All you ever wanted to know and then some can be found there.

Don't forget to check out Matt's Keep Calm Comedy March 5th at The Hornet 76 Broadway in Denver. Chuck Roy is headlining! Good times fer sher.

Then go listen to Roger's podcast WereWolf Radar. Who knew the paranormal could be funny?

Keep up to date with all our goings on by liking us on Facebook.

Then follow us on Twitter and see what all your friends are talking about.

Next Send us an email beheard@thecomedybuffet.com and tell us how great we are.

Don't forget to check out our Zazzle site and buy some crap.

Finally leave a comment or rating for us where you find us.

Next week we have Van Full of Candy on. Should be swell!

Keep on rockin' in the free world,

TCB

Episode 67 It's Fried Nothing Bitches!!!

Michael Powell — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 05:41:45 GMT

We have done what very few podcasters have the minerals to pull off. We had six people on one show! Yeah take that Mark Maron. Seriously if Mark listens to our show somebody let me know.

So the "boys" from Fried Nothing showed up again and this time they brought a camera. Whenever the video is put together we'll be sure to post it on our Youtube page. Let's take a look at what Jordan, CT, and Tom made funnies about;

Man has a heart attack at the Las Vegas restaurant the Heart Attack Grill. He probably shouldn't have bet it all on fat.

Two Florida women flash boobs for beer money and get violent when rejected. Juggs for chugs as it were.

California man arrested for "using cats as a food source". That is nasty. But they do make a good heat source if you burn them long enough.

We just want to say if you have never heard of Fried Nothing then you are lame. That's right, I called you lame. We only had enough technology to have Jordan Wieleba, Tom Van Meel, and CT Polson on this episode. Hoping next time to get the very funny Aubrie Allen and Chad Jacobs. Check out their Youtube channel. Follow them on Twitter or even Facebook. And for God sakes buy some merch you lame-o.

Keep sending in your email to beheard@thecomedybuffet.com. We might even use some on our Twitter or Facebook pages. You people are kind of nuts.

Also wanted to say that if you like us, and who doesn't, then feel free to show your love by buying some of our stuff. We rely on this revenue to keep up our show. Now I don't want to be all dramatic about this, but if you don't we will die. Not really but it sounds grim right? So check out Zazzle and buy something already.

Episode 69 is fast approaching and our good friends Van Full of Candy will be our guests again. Get you emails in now for this show. Or come on down to Kinga's and listen live. Either way it will not live up to what you've built it up to in your mind.

Maybe the dingo ate your baby,

TCB

Episode 66 Ben Adams, Not A President.

Michael Powell — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 07:33:19 GMT

I forgot to mention this show during our podcast and I feel like a dick for doing it. My good friend Terri has put a lot into getting this show put together and you would be dumb not to go. This is a great line up. An even better cause. So, with all that said, we'll see you there.

Another oddball show at Kinga's. Always fun after a week off to get in to the swing. Ben Adams makes his return which meant Mac was gone. He hates you Ben! So our buddy Rick DeSimone stepped in and did an excellent job. We should have him on as a real guest sometime.

Outside of Ben Adams singing and talking about himself, here is what we talked about;

NBC yanks Fear Factor episode over segment involving glasses of donkey semen. Yet "Whitney" is still on the air?

74 year old Taiwanese man dies choking on his dentures after sex with a 62 year old prostitute. I sense a whole new porn genre.

Florida woman says her large breasts would not allow her to complete road side sobriety test. Her lack of sobriety probably helped too.

So Ben Adams and Rick DeSimone both have shows coming up. You should go see them all. These guys are damn funny. Here is Ben's Facebook page to catch his updates. Oh and Rick has a Facebook too.

So it's late and I am tired. You know the drill. Find us. Email us. Like us. Follow us. Do us. Buy our crap. Send us naked pics. Yadda yadda yadda.

Right back atcha,

TCB

Episode 65 Skillman and Baird. Sounds Like A Cop Show.

Michael Powell — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 06:21:54 GMT

Well our little podcast made a journey this week as we packed up the diaper box of technology and made our way to Garden City Colorado. If you've never heard of Garden City, don't sweat it, you're not missing much. Literally, the town is 4 square blocks. The retarded cousin Greeley never talks about.

Wanted to say a big thank you to Doug Baird and Joshua Skillman for not only being on our show but doing some stand up afterwards as well. Not sure how this experiment in podcast/stand up show is going to play out but no one was shot this weekend so that's a plus right?

Also want to thank the White Horse Inn for having us and taking care of our comedians. What can you say about a bar with no windows and a trough full of ice in the men's room to pee in? What a "unique" experience.

Thanks to Josh Randall for getting arrested and showing up 30 minutes after the show ended. Like the hillbilly icing on a redneck cake.

Almost done thanking people. What else were you going to be doing right now? That's right.

Ambiguous thanks to Kristin and Theresa for being good sports and not killing everyone in the bar with their "Cues Of Fury".

And finally want to say thanks to the guy at the bar with 3, that's right I said 3, teeth left in his head who told me a great story. Something about a mechanic screwing up one of his pistons on his motorcycle. I say told me a story but it was more like yelled at me. Like I messed up his bike. Awww Garden City, you may be missed.

That's about all I wanted to say. No show next week as we observe the time honored tradition of watching the Super Bowl without the Broncos. Cue the hate mail.

Does this look infected,

TCB

Episode 64 Chris Carlton Taint No Gangster

Michael Powell — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:03:17 GMT

Before I post all my usual crap about how awesome our show is I need to take up valuable real estate here at the front to bring up an issue. We have used Incompetch.com for years. Kevin Macleod puts up his music on a Creative Commons License and we love him for this. However some unscrupulous asshole has take it upon himself to sell Kevin's free music on Amazon. Please follow this link:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0041S74CE/ref=cm_cr_mts_prod_img

Go there and leave a 1 star rating and a comment about how much this guy sucks. Might want to keep it clean, Amazon unlike us has standards. Love each and every one of you who do this.

Now... on with the show!

I must admit I was a little nervous when Chris Carlton entered Kinga's Lounge to do our podcast. Then after a few minutes of the show and understanding him and where he's coming from I realized that my fears we validated. These are our stories we talked about, while keeping one eye on Chris;

Illinois appeals court allows woman to sue a dead teens estate. He ran across the tracks and when struck, a piece of him struck her. Obviously knocking her stupid.

P.E.T.A. is trying to obtain OJ Simpson's south Florida home, so as to turn it into a "Meat Is Murder" museum. You know what else is murder? Murder.

Internet travel site Priceline has killed off the "Negotiator" character played by William Shatner. We're sorry Mr. Shattner, but like Mrs. Butterworth, Mr. Whipple, or the Noid, all good things must come to an end.

If came down to the show you undoubtedly took one look at Chris Carlton and wondered if you locked your car. Then if you stuck around and listened to his set you most assuredly thought to yourself, can I get to my car before he violates me. But if you took even more time to actually meet him and talk to him you would have learned he is the nicest guy. A walking study of judging books by covers.

If you want to keep up to date on Chris and see where he will be performing check out his Facebook page. Also check out Colorado's Most Wanted Comedy Showcase Women Behaving Badly Edition. You know, if you like girls and comedy together.

Speaking of shows come on out to the White Horse Inn in Garden City Colorado Jan. 29th at 7pm to see us. We'll be doing our podcast in front of people who have no idea what the internet is. Plus we'll be having Doug Baird and Josh Skillman on the show. Then right after our recording those two will try to impress you with laughter. God help us all.

Check out are Facebook page. Leave a note saying hi. Also follow us on Twitter for small doses of funny.

Got a hankering for some shopping? Click on the Zazzle link and snatch up some merch. DO IT!

You are the only one we think of,

TCB

Episode 63 Red Rocket Productions "Cock Full Of Anal"

Michael Powell — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 08:43:25 GMT

So Red Rocket Productions stopped by and the anal jokes flowed. These boys are seriously funny. We missed Mac on this one. I guess your mom only turns 80 once. We also find ourselves minus Mr. Bernier who was mourning the Broncos loss against the Patriots. We should have Tebowed for him. Oh well. Here's what we talked about.

Papa John's offers apology after racial slur was printed on receipt. In all fairness, the receipt had it coming.

Church in Flint Michigan has tattoo shop and cage fighting. So now when asked "What Would Jesus Do" you have the answer.

Minnesota dad picks up more than just his kids from daycare. He got DWI cooties too.

Well what can I saw about Red Rocket Production that you don't already know or haven't heard on this show? The answer would be nothing. They are a group of guys that love to make-a da funny. God love 'em. They are just crazy enough. To prove it, here is the photo they sent me of our night together.

So check out Red Rocket Production's website here. Follow their silliness on Twitter. Or their Facebook page. Holy crap they even have a Youtube page. The are literally everywhere.

Hey we're everywhere too! Check out our Twitter and follow us. Or like us on Facebook. Also where ever you find us make sure to leave your mark. A rating or a comment goes a long way.

Want to bend our ear? Want the world to here what nonsense you have to say? Then drop us a line. beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.

If you want to support The Comedy Buffet but don't know how, well let me tell you. Go to our Zazzle link on our home page and have a ball buying stuff. It helps us and you get stuff!

Don't forget we are at Kinga's Lounge every Sunday night recording our show. Great open mic after words. You should check it out.

And if you are in the Northern Colorado area do not forget to come out to the White Horse Inn on January 29th for our first NoCo Show. We have Doug Baird and Joshua Skillman on the podcast that evening.

Hey next week we have Chris Carlton on the show. Plan accordingly.

Now I wanna be your dog,

TCB

Episode 62 Roger Norquist Kills, Oh And So Does MANOWAR.

Michael Powell — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 06:24:44 GMT

What do you get if you layer equal parts education, drugs, and fold in a quarter cup nerd/geek/paranormal? I don't know but Roger Norquist would eat it. Then ask for seconds.

This was a wild show. Coming off a two week break and a Broncos win over the Steelers 20 minutes before we started recording. That coupled with a full moon and a technical snafu in the first 5 minutes of the recording made for a super duper terrific happy joy joy show. Enjoy the two, yes two stories this week;

Casey Anthony had a video diary leaked on to the internet. The authorities can't seem to find out how this happened. Yet we can get a Star Wars shirt yanked off the internet in less than 24 hours.
You can find the full video here.

Motley Crue to play a stint in Vegas at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. I wonder if the boys would bitch about us using their "intellectual property" on a t-shirt?

Just in case I wasn't being subtle enough I've just learned of a dispute we are having about a t-shirt design and I am a touch bitter. I'll be better tomorrow.

I'll tell you who's not bitter. Roger Norquist. He's the opposite of bitter. That would be mellow right? I failed science so I might be reaching on this one. I have a feeling that if we could truly understand Roger's comedic genius we would all go mad.

Feel free to follow Mr. Norquist ans his brain drippings on his Twitter page. Also check out the insanity that is Mouth House. You will be happy you did. Also check out his podcast Werewolf Radar.

Go like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Go to Zazzle and buy some of our non Star Wars related mech. You know stuff that will not make George Lucas or his enormous ego any more money.

Send us your praises and accolades beheard@thecomedybuffet.com

Want to see a live show? Come on down to Kinga's Lounge on Colfax & Marion every Sunday at 6pm. Buy us drinks and you may damn near get a guest spot on the show!

If you're in the northern Colorado area stop by the White Horse Inn on January 29th at 7pm and see us there. We'll be having comedians Doug Baird and Joshua Skillman on the show that night.
2750 8th Avenue in Garden City. Call for more info. 970.356.5386.

Next week we have the guys from Red Rocket Productions in studio. Come on down and watch them make some funnies.

Suck it Lucas,

TCB

Episode 61 Craig Abramson Teller Of Jokes, Bringer Of Apples!

Michael Powell — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 06:38:37 GMT

So Craig Abramson was in need of some sound equipment. We were in need of a comic for this episode. I said sure. He said ok. Mac said twelve pack of Bud Light. Matthew said who is this guy?
Once we got through that a podcast happened and our computer was there to record the whole thing! Here's the stories yo;

A Tulsa Oklahoma woman arrested for making meth inside local Walmart. And she didn't even work there.

Austria opens University dedicated to nothing but sex. Class reunions are going to be awkward.

Frosty The Snowman gets arrested during Maryland parade. Now that's a war on Christmas!

Also if you care to read more about the Austrian International School of Sex and see what we were talking about, then here you go.

Well Craig Abramson is our first guest to bring us gifts. and who wouldn't love a bag of organic apples? I mean besides folks who hate apples or the toothless. What a great guy. Find out what he's up to on his Facebook page. While there yell at him to get a
Twitter page too. So old fashioned this one.

I wanted to take a quick second of your time to promote this show. Two things you must know, this was put together by my good friend Terri Barton Gregg, the hardest working Lebisian Jewess on the planet. Also this is for a great cause, a portion of the proceeds will be donated to the J.C.C. Ranch Camp in the memory of Leslie Fishbein.
Give yourself a Christmas present you will remember.

We need to be liked dammit! You can do this on our Facebook page. We tweet too.

Send us an email or rant we'll read both beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.

Hit that Zazzle link and buy a DP shirt.

Next show will be minus Michael as he has been checked into a clinic in Trinidad. Not sure what that's all about. But the guests will be Terri Barton Gregg and Stacy Roquemore. Should be a barn burner.

Remember he knows if you've been bad or good,

TCB

Episode 60 Kyle Bufkin, Don't Call It A Comeback

Michael Powell — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 05:55:32 GMT

What do you get when Kyle Bufkin and Jill Tasei are on the same show? A story about boobs saving someone's life. You read that right. Life saving breasts. Here's what we talk about, besides heroic hooters;

Ohio woman sues ex-boyfriend/tattoo artist for inking image of poop on her back rather than the scene from Narnia like she requested. Suddenly my tattoo of 2 Smurfettes and 1 cup doesn't seem so bad.

New York man claims ex-girlfriend stole his sperm to make babies. She also stole some mayo to make a sandwich.

The Muppet's "Mahna Mahna" originated from Italian soft-core porn. Oddly so did Statler and Waldorf.

So Kyle Bufkin decided to do our show only to announce his hiatus from comedy. God speed Kyle. Keep tabs on this young lad on his Facebook page or see if he ever Tweets again.

So hit us up on our Twitter and or Facebook page.

Buy our coveted TCB swag at Zazzle.

Let us know what insane ramblings are going on in that pretty little head of yours at beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.

Remember to rate us or comment where ever you found us.

Next week Craig Abramson.

XOXO,

TCB

Episode 59 Vince Curran's Episode Number, Not His Age. We Think.

Michael Powell — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 04:47:53 GMT

First let me say this episode is funny. Next let me say Vince Curran is very funny. Finally let me say... we had a weird sound issue in which Vince is hard to hear. In our effort to accommodate the audience at Kinga's we lost control of the recording. Two years and still learning this podcast thang.

Oh well, the show must go on right? Here's what we jabbered about;

UK air carrier Ryanair may soon offer in flight porn movies. Finally! Air travel with a happy ending.

NY man arrested after hitting police cruiser while drunk, and wearing a shirt which read "I'm a drunk". Judge in this case has a robe that reads "You're Screwed".

Florida home owner spray-paints messages on house, lawn, and driveway. Some people will do anything to get on Google Street View.

So we were very honored to have one of Denver's founding comedians on our show. Vince curran is very quick and superbly clever. Also entirely too old to be making Soul Plane references. Stalk him on Facebook or Twitter.
Check out his blog too if you have a chance, and are down with the Green thing. Eco green, not the Cheetos and Oreo kind of green.

Remember to leave ratings or comments on where ever it is that you hear our show. We need to know we're liked.

Also hit the ol' LIKE button on our Facebook page. And don't forget to follow us on Twitter. 140 characters of pure gold baby!

If you feel like supporting us financially and happen to need cool shirts boy have we got the thing for you. Check out our Zazzle store and spend your lunch money.

Got something funny to say? Say it here, beheard@thecomedybuffet.com and the world might hear it too.

Next episode we have Kyle Bufkin. For the whole show this time. For reals!

Love all you hep cats and kittens,

TCB

Episode 58 Bradley Haltom, We Barely Knew Him. Now We Do!

Michael Powell — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 06:36:14 GMT

So what do you get when your comedy podcast has the very funny Bradley Haltom and a Matthew Bernier replaced with a Derrick Rush? A great damn show that's what you get! Some of the stories were a bit "touchy" but we "fondled" our way though it. You'll hear;

Catholic Church's pedophilia investigator jailed for pedophilia. Vatican adopting new slogan "What happens in the rectory, stays in the rectory.

Newest member to the realm of collectibles... PORN. Cashing in my 401k for signed laserdisc version of "The Devil In Miss Jones".

South Carolina funeral home will pose your loved one. Kind of like the Olan Mills of funerals.

So this week got a chance to sit down with Bradley Haltom and not only have him make us laugh but work through some of his family issues. The Comedy Buffet... bringing families together. Follow him on the ol' Twitter or his Facebook page is lovely too.

Hey, we have a Twitter and Facebook too. Come share the love.

Be sure to get some TCB swag over at our Zazzle page. Christmas is just around the corner.

Love to hear from you guys as well. Let us know what you think by sending an email to beheard@thecomedybuffet.com or leave a comment here or what ever site you found us on.

Next week we have Vince Curran. So come on down to Kinga's Lounge 1509 Marion St in Denver around 6pm and watch us pretend like we know what we're doing.

Oddles of toodles,

TCB

Episode 57 Matt Monroe, In West Philadelphia Born & Raised...

Michael Powell — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 06:14:02 GMT

Well not only did Matt Monroe stop by to make us laugh but he fixed our internet connection at Kinga's Lounge. Funny and smart! If he could only sing and too. Oh wells, here be the stories;

Pregnant British woman has cravings for road kill. Makes blood pudding sound good.

Emerson Elementary School in Los Angeles is under fire for having porn star Sasha Grey read to second graders. Highest dad attending rate ever for L.A. area schools.

Spain giving eviction notices... on tombs. You must pay the rent. But I can't pay the rent. You must pay the rent. But I can't pay, I'll stop now. Sorry.

So Matt Monroe is still a pup in the comedy ranks, but this guy is funny. Very quick and right on point. If you have an opportunity to see him, you need to grab that opportunity and spank it, hard.
Follow his Tweets here. He may or may not friend you back on Facebook. Comics can be fickle beasts you know.

So while you're lookin' at other folks Twitter or Facebook, check out ours. No MSG I promise. Also click on that there Zazzle link and buy some merch.

Want to see just how we do what we do? Stop by Kinga's Lounge, Sundays at 6pm and be part of the show. Can't make it to Denver but still think your comments are worthy? Drop us a line, beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.

Don't forget to leave comments where ever it is you've found us. The world must know. Leave your damn mark on the internet.

Next week Bradley Haltom will be with us in the basement. The OG of "My Two Dads".

Keep on keepin' on,

TCB

Episode 56 Rick Bryan, Don't Be Dumb

Michael Powell — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 14:59:15 GMT

I have to apologise here people. I hate making excuses so let's just chalk it up to me being a lazy mo-fo.

I have no pic to post. I have waited to long to write a normal post. So no links, no jokes, no anything.

Please accept my failure at face value and let's just listen to the show.

Sorry,

TCB

Episode 55 Chris Miller And His Big Microphone

Michael Powell — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 05:38:19 GMT

If this episode teaches us anything it's that Chris Miller has a very nice microphone. Oh, and he's funny too. I will admit we were a bit nervous to have a fellow podcaster witness first hand our diaper box of technology, but it went well. So listen, and see if you can tell by the sound that his mic cost more than our whole show! Here's the delicious tales;

Man in Ireland sets flats ablaze trying to turn feces into gold. So the pot at the end of the rainbow may not be full of gold is what we learned here.

Feminist blogger gets snarky note from TSA after a vibrator was discovered in her bags. I want to sing "Good Vibrations", but I digress.

California man gets stuck in baby swing after bet. Another gambling addiction cut short.

Sure Chris Miller has a bigger, more expensive microphone. Sure he is more physically fit than us. Sure he has eyes you can get lost in for hours. But you take all that away and you're just left with a guy. A guy who owns businesses and is very funny. DAMMIT!!!

Check out his Facebook page for updates on his comedy schedule. Also give his podcast a listen. Oh look, he tweets too.

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Want to have your brain drippings read on our show? Drip away my friend, drip away. beheard@thecomedybuffet.com

Next week we have Rick Bryan on, so send in some questions or come on down to Kinga's and watch us live.

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As always... you peeps ROCK!

TCB

Episode 54 Sean David He Put The Anal In Psychoanalysis

Michael Powell — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 04:16:44 GMT

Sean David stopped by and much to our surprise told only one anal joke. Of course he was eating during the show. The man has decorum people come on. Oh and Rick DeSimone came up huge and filled in for Mac this week. We all wish Mac a speedy recovery from what ever procedure he's getting in Trinidad.

So deep in the basement of Kinga's Lounge here is what we talked about this week;

Lindsay Lohan jailed for not doing her community service. I thought her not making movies anymore was a great community service.

Sesame Street's Youtube channel hacked with hardcore pornography. The one time I masturbate to Captain Kangaroo's Youtube channel. Dammit.

Florida Elementary school gives out slap bracelets with naked ladies on them as prizes. All I ever got was a button.

If you like your comedy a little dark and mildly disturbing then Sean David is your guy. Check out his brain oozings on his Facebook page. Also find out where he will be preforming on that same page.

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Coming up next week we have fun with Chris Miller. So come on down to Kinga's Lounge 1509 Marion St in Denver Sunday at 6pm. We are there every Sunday doing our show. Stop by, have a laugh.

Love you peeps,

TCB

Episode 53 Stacy Roquemore, Fun & Hard. Not In That Order.

Michael Powell — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 04:46:59 GMT

Have you ever wondered what doing a podcast and drinking all night with a gay man would be like? I can tell you. It. Is. FUN! Stacy Roquemore is insane and very funny. Ask him sometime about his night at Kinga's and our podcast. "You two, get out of there!" Classic.

So enough reminiscing, here are the hard hitting earth shattering stories we plowed though;

National Institutes of Health conduct research into penis size and gay lifestyle. Turns out gay men have penises. Some big. Some bigger.

Detroit's mobile strip club, dubbed the "Booty Lounge" gets shut down. See what comes from overstimulating the economy.

A Texas woman sues Continental because of Turbulence. But remember... Wall Street is the problem. Damn you corporate greed!

So Stacy Roquemore did not disappoint on this episode. He was funny, kinda nasty, and heart felt all at ounce. I like to think he touched us. Or did we touch him. Quit honestly with all that Polish beer at Kinga's I forget. Oh well, check out his Facebook page anyway. Then go to one of his shows and laugh like a dolphin. #justsayin

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You people are good people,

TCB