What do you get if you layer equal parts education, drugs, and fold in a quarter cup nerd/geek/paranormal? I don't know but Roger Norquist would eat it. Then ask for seconds.

This was a wild show. Coming off a two week break and a Broncos win over the Steelers 20 minutes before we started recording. That coupled with a full moon and a technical snafu in the first 5 minutes of the recording made for a super duper terrific happy joy joy show. Enjoy the two, yes two stories this week;

Casey Anthony had a video diary leaked on to the internet. The authorities can't seem to find out how this happened. Yet we can get a Star Wars shirt yanked off the internet in less than 24 hours.
You can find the full video here.

Motley Crue to play a stint in Vegas at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. I wonder if the boys would bitch about us using their "intellectual property" on a t-shirt?

Just in case I wasn't being subtle enough I've just learned of a dispute we are having about a t-shirt design and I am a touch bitter. I'll be better tomorrow.


I'll tell you who's not bitter. Roger Norquist. He's the opposite of bitter. That would be mellow right? I failed science so I might be reaching on this one. I have a feeling that if we could truly understand Roger's comedic genius we would all go mad.




Feel free to follow Mr. Norquist ans his brain drippings on his Twitter page. Also check out the insanity that is Mouth House. You will be happy you did. Also check out his podcast Werewolf Radar.

Go like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Go to Zazzle and buy some of our non Star Wars related mech. You know stuff that will not make George Lucas or his enormous ego any more money.

Send us your praises and accolades beheard@thecomedybuffet.com

Want to see a live show? Come on down to Kinga's Lounge on Colfax & Marion every Sunday at 6pm. Buy us drinks and you may damn near get a guest spot on the show!

If you're in the northern Colorado area stop by the White Horse Inn on January 29th at 7pm and see us there. We'll be having comedians Doug Baird and Joshua Skillman on the show that night.
2750 8th Avenue in Garden City. Call for more info. 970.356.5386.

Next week we have the guys from Red Rocket Productions in studio. Come on down and watch them make some funnies.


Suck it Lucas,

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So Craig Abramson was in need of some sound equipment. We were in need of a comic for this episode. I said sure. He said ok. Mac said twelve pack of Bud Light. Matthew said who is this guy?
Once we got through that a podcast happened and our computer was there to record the whole thing! Here's the stories yo;

A Tulsa Oklahoma woman arrested for making meth inside local Walmart. And she didn't even work there.

Austria opens University dedicated to nothing but sex. Class reunions are going to be awkward.

Frosty The Snowman gets arrested during Maryland parade. Now that's a war on Christmas!

Also if you care to read more about the Austrian International School of Sex and see what we were talking about, then here you go.


Well Craig Abramson is our first guest to bring us gifts. and who wouldn't love a bag of organic apples? I mean besides folks who hate apples or the toothless. What a great guy. Find out what he's up to on his Facebook page. While there yell at him to get a
Twitter page too. So old fashioned this one.




I wanted to take a quick second of your time to promote this show. Two things you must know, this was put together by my good friend Terri Barton Gregg, the hardest working Lebisian Jewess on the planet. Also this is for a great cause, a portion of the proceeds will be donated to the J.C.C. Ranch Camp in the memory of Leslie Fishbein.
Give yourself a Christmas present you will remember.







We need to be liked dammit! You can do this on our Facebook page. We tweet too.

Send us an email or rant we'll read both beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.

Hit that Zazzle link and buy a DP shirt.


Next show will be minus Michael as he has been checked into a clinic in Trinidad. Not sure what that's all about. But the guests will be Terri Barton Gregg and Stacy Roquemore. Should be a barn burner.


Remember he knows if you've been bad or good,

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What do you get when Kyle Bufkin and Jill Tasei are on the same show? A story about boobs saving someone's life. You read that right. Life saving breasts. Here's what we talk about, besides heroic hooters;

Ohio woman sues ex-boyfriend/tattoo artist for inking image of poop on her back rather than the scene from Narnia like she requested. Suddenly my tattoo of 2 Smurfettes and 1 cup doesn't seem so bad.

New York man claims ex-girlfriend stole his sperm to make babies. She also stole some mayo to make a sandwich.

The Muppet's "Mahna Mahna" originated from Italian soft-core porn. Oddly so did Statler and Waldorf.


So Kyle Bufkin decided to do our show only to announce his hiatus from comedy. God speed Kyle. Keep tabs on this young lad on his Facebook page or see if he ever Tweets again.




So hit us up on our Twitter and or Facebook page.

Buy our coveted TCB swag at Zazzle.

Let us know what insane ramblings are going on in that pretty little head of yours at beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.


Remember to rate us or comment where ever you found us.

Next week Craig Abramson.


XOXO,

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First let me say this episode is funny. Next let me say Vince Curran is very funny. Finally let me say... we had a weird sound issue in which Vince is hard to hear. In our effort to accommodate the audience at Kinga's we lost control of the recording. Two years and still learning this podcast thang.

Oh well, the show must go on right? Here's what we jabbered about;

UK air carrier Ryanair may soon offer in flight porn movies. Finally! Air travel with a happy ending.

NY man arrested after hitting police cruiser while drunk, and wearing a shirt which read "I'm a drunk". Judge in this case has a robe that reads "You're Screwed".

Florida home owner spray-paints messages on house, lawn, and driveway. Some people will do anything to get on Google Street View.

So we were very honored to have one of Denver's founding comedians on our show. Vince curran is very quick and superbly clever. Also entirely too old to be making Soul Plane references. Stalk him on Facebook or Twitter.
Check out his blog too if you have a chance, and are down with the Green thing. Eco green, not the Cheetos and Oreo kind of green.



Remember to leave ratings or comments on where ever it is that you hear our show. We need to know we're liked.

Also hit the ol' LIKE button on our Facebook page. And don't forget to follow us on Twitter. 140 characters of pure gold baby!

If you feel like supporting us financially and happen to need cool shirts boy have we got the thing for you. Check out our Zazzle store and spend your lunch money.

Got something funny to say? Say it here, beheard@thecomedybuffet.com and the world might hear it too.

Next episode we have Kyle Bufkin. For the whole show this time. For reals!

Love all you hep cats and kittens,


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So what do you get when your comedy podcast has the very funny Bradley Haltom and a Matthew Bernier replaced with a Derrick Rush? A great damn show that's what you get! Some of the stories were a bit "touchy" but we "fondled" our way though it. You'll hear;

Catholic Church's pedophilia investigator jailed for pedophilia. Vatican adopting new slogan "What happens in the rectory, stays in the rectory.

Newest member to the realm of collectibles... PORN. Cashing in my 401k for signed laserdisc version of "The Devil In Miss Jones".

South Carolina funeral home will pose your loved one. Kind of like the Olan Mills of funerals.


So this week got a chance to sit down with Bradley Haltom and not only have him make us laugh but work through some of his family issues. The Comedy Buffet... bringing families together. Follow him on the ol' Twitter or his Facebook page is lovely too.





Hey, we have a Twitter and Facebook too. Come share the love.

Be sure to get some TCB swag over at our Zazzle page. Christmas is just around the corner.

Love to hear from you guys as well. Let us know what you think by sending an email to beheard@thecomedybuffet.com or leave a comment here or what ever site you found us on.


Next week we have Vince Curran. So come on down to Kinga's Lounge 1509 Marion St in Denver around 6pm and watch us pretend like we know what we're doing.


Oddles of toodles,

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Well not only did Matt Monroe stop by to make us laugh but he fixed our internet connection at Kinga's Lounge. Funny and smart! If he could only sing and too. Oh wells, here be the stories;

Pregnant British woman has cravings for road kill. Makes blood pudding sound good.

Emerson Elementary School in Los Angeles is under fire for having porn star Sasha Grey read to second graders. Highest dad attending rate ever for L.A. area schools.

Spain giving eviction notices... on tombs. You must pay the rent. But I can't pay the rent. You must pay the rent. But I can't pay, I'll stop now. Sorry.


So Matt Monroe is still a pup in the comedy ranks, but this guy is funny. Very quick and right on point. If you have an opportunity to see him, you need to grab that opportunity and spank it, hard.
Follow his Tweets here. He may or may not friend you back on Facebook. Comics can be fickle beasts you know.




So while you're lookin' at other folks Twitter or Facebook, check out ours. No MSG I promise. Also click on that there Zazzle link and buy some merch.

Want to see just how we do what we do? Stop by Kinga's Lounge, Sundays at 6pm and be part of the show. Can't make it to Denver but still think your comments are worthy? Drop us a line, beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.

Don't forget to leave comments where ever it is you've found us. The world must know. Leave your damn mark on the internet.

Next week Bradley Haltom will be with us in the basement. The OG of "My Two Dads".


Keep on keepin' on,

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I have to apologise here people. I hate making excuses so let's just chalk it up to me being a lazy mo-fo.

I have no pic to post. I have waited to long to write a normal post. So no links, no jokes, no anything.

Please accept my failure at face value and let's just listen to the show.


Sorry,

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If this episode teaches us anything it's that Chris Miller has a very nice microphone. Oh, and he's funny too. I will admit we were a bit nervous to have a fellow podcaster witness first hand our diaper box of technology, but it went well. So listen, and see if you can tell by the sound that his mic cost more than our whole show! Here's the delicious tales;

Man in Ireland sets flats ablaze trying to turn feces into gold. So the pot at the end of the rainbow may not be full of gold is what we learned here.

Feminist blogger gets snarky note from TSA after a vibrator was discovered in her bags. I want to sing "Good Vibrations", but I digress.

California man gets stuck in baby swing after bet. Another gambling addiction cut short.


Sure Chris Miller has a bigger, more expensive microphone. Sure he is more physically fit than us. Sure he has eyes you can get lost in for hours. But you take all that away and you're just left with a guy. A guy who owns businesses and is very funny. DAMMIT!!!

Check out his Facebook page for updates on his comedy schedule. Also give his podcast a listen. Oh look, he tweets too.





Take a minute to like us on Facebook or follow us on Twitter. Don't forget to click on that Zazzle link and buy some merch. New stuff added all the time.

Want to have your brain drippings read on our show? Drip away my friend, drip away. beheard@thecomedybuffet.com

Next week we have Rick Bryan on, so send in some questions or come on down to Kinga's and watch us live.

We need your help faithful TCB fans. Where ever you find our show, whether it's itunes or a podcast directory, please leave a comment.


As always... you peeps ROCK!

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Sean David stopped by and much to our surprise told only one anal joke. Of course he was eating during the show. The man has decorum people come on. Oh and Rick DeSimone came up huge and filled in for Mac this week. We all wish Mac a speedy recovery from what ever procedure he's getting in Trinidad.

So deep in the basement of Kinga's Lounge here is what we talked about this week;

Lindsay Lohan jailed for not doing her community service. I thought her not making movies anymore was a great community service.

Sesame Street's Youtube channel hacked with hardcore pornography. The one time I masturbate to Captain Kangaroo's Youtube channel. Dammit.

Florida Elementary school gives out slap bracelets with naked ladies on them as prizes. All I ever got was a button.


If you like your comedy a little dark and mildly disturbing then Sean David is your guy. Check out his brain oozings on his Facebook page. Also find out where he will be preforming on that same page.






Like us on Facebook and you will live 19 years longer. Follow us on Twitter and that rash will go away. Buy a shirt on Zazzle and we can buy more beer.

Drop us a line and maybe give us some stupid questions to ask our guests. beheard@thecomedybuffet.com

Coming up next week we have fun with Chris Miller. So come on down to Kinga's Lounge 1509 Marion St in Denver Sunday at 6pm. We are there every Sunday doing our show. Stop by, have a laugh.



Love you peeps,

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Have you ever wondered what doing a podcast and drinking all night with a gay man would be like? I can tell you. It. Is. FUN! Stacy Roquemore is insane and very funny. Ask him sometime about his night at Kinga's and our podcast. "You two, get out of there!" Classic.

So enough reminiscing, here are the hard hitting earth shattering stories we plowed though;

National Institutes of Health conduct research into penis size and gay lifestyle. Turns out gay men have penises. Some big. Some bigger.

Detroit's mobile strip club, dubbed the "Booty Lounge" gets shut down. See what comes from overstimulating the economy.

A Texas woman sues Continental because of Turbulence. But remember... Wall Street is the problem. Damn you corporate greed!



So Stacy Roquemore did not disappoint on this episode. He was funny, kinda nasty, and heart felt all at ounce. I like to think he touched us. Or did we touch him. Quit honestly with all that Polish beer at Kinga's I forget. Oh well, check out his Facebook page anyway. Then go to one of his shows and laugh like a dolphin. #justsayin





When you done with all that jazz, check out our Facebook and Twitter for more funny goodness.
Also check out our Zazzle goodies.  Buy 1 shirt get the second for full price! Oh yeah.


Remember to leave comments or ratings where ever you find us whether it's itunes or any of the many podcast directories. It will make you feel warm and fuzzy.

Drop us a line or send question for Sean David for next week beheard@thecomedybuffet.com. 
 


You people are good people,

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