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Those Who Can't, Make Pilots
By now, unless you're just plain dumb, you probably have heard that Amazon.com is making its own programing. Not only will they be producing their own shows they are letting you help with deciding what to make. By simply watching and giving your opinion, yes someone cares what you think finally, you can help shape the next generation of entertainment.
So why are we wasting your valuable time in telling you all this? Are we agents from Amazon Studios? No we simply want you to do our bidding and help our buddies from The Grawlix win this god damned thing. Looks like we just tipped our hand.
Since there are those pesky little copyright laws, and we're not terribly excited about being sued, we are only able to link to the pilot of Those Who Can't. Please stop reading this and go to Amazon now and watch. We'll wait.
You didn't do it did you? This is why we don't trust people anymore. Ok here's the trailer for Those Who Can't that we CAN show you. This should whet your appetite enough to go back to that Amazon link and watch the show now. Don't make us turn this car around.
So how can you, fans of podcasts and lovers of comedy, help these gents get this pilot picked up? Watch and review. Then tell your friends to do the same. Basically a giant comedic Ponzi scheme. What will this mean for us? For you? Who gives a shit. What will it mean for the Grawlix boys? Everything.
I recently had the opportunity to chat with Adam Cayton-Holland, Andrew Orvedahl, and Ben Roy to get insight as to the process and outcome of this whole project. What I found was impressive. Firstly, and I think most importantly, these guys are real. I am trying very hard to refrain from using of the term "down to earth", but all 3 are the most genuine and sincere dudes I have met in a while. The fact that they are doing what they love in the city they love and are still humble enough to thank US? Three words my friends. Char-ac-ter.
When we think of the monumental task of filming a birthday party or a homemade sex tape it becomes painfully obvious that making a 20 minute pilot, and let's hope an entire series, is a big job. But these guys are no strangers to making very funny videos. With damn near 30 years of comedy between them being funny is not an issue. Team that with the creative cinematography of the Nix Bros and you have comedy gold.
So what is the official The Comedy Buffet review of Those Who Can't? Glad you asked.
Drawing from their own idiosyncrasies and amplifying them Adam, Andrew, and Ben have created characters that are so absurdly funny you can hardly wait to see what happens next. As each event in episode 1 unfolds our boys find themselves making the poorest of decisions possible. You know, doing the things you yourself would do but your conscience says "uh, you know better".
I think we can all remember certain teachers who got under our skin or were slightly off kilter. Educators like Mr. Payton (Adam) the Spanish teacher whose pedantic style and overconfidence makes it easy to love and hate him at the same time. Mr. Fairbell (Andrew) Buchanan High School's coach whose timidity and naive nature have him on the receiving end of jokes, and dodge balls. Lastly Mr. Shoemaker (Ben) the History teacher from hell taking the hands on approach to teaching to a whole new level.
So let me ask you, did you really stop reading this post and watch the show? If you did and still came back to finish reading this review then you are my new favorite person. If you did not then you are dead to me. Now let me waste more of your time by showing you some of The Grawlix boys favorite episodes from their web series. As well as my favorite. Then go and watch Those Who Can't.
Thanks for letting me ramble,
TCB
Episode 106 Jason Wardell & Tyler Ross Are So Not Chego
Our music again this episode is proudly brought to by Pirates!!! a Chicago based band. If you wish to hear the songs on this episode without us talking over them, or any of their other songs, jog on over the the Pirates!!! Myspace page. Feel free, nay compelled, to follow them on Twitter and like them on Facebook. Or if you want to see them live check out all the info on their next show on April 27th right here.
Here's the stories;
Alaskan town set to ban walking drunk in public. This law would never pass in Chicago, just sayin'.
Ohio kindergartner sent home over mohawk haircut. What is he'd had a gun or worse, a Bible?
Minnesota man arrested for taking too many free samples. Only Americans would get mad about too much free shit..
Our good friend and TCB regular Jason Wardell just happen to be in Chicago this week. After a quick call and several beers our now Chicago resident Tyler Ross stopped by too. We're still not sure if Jason wanted to be on an episode with Tyler, or if he's trying to break Rick DeSimone's record of appearances on our show.
Jason Wardell, Michael Powell, a girl who's name I forget, Tyler Ross, and Mac Ellis. We're odd people.
If you want to keep up with Jason do so on his Facebook page or his Twitter page. Also check out the one stop website for all things Denver comedy 5280comedy.com.
Not to be outdone Tyler has a Facebook page and a Twitter thingy too. Don't forget to check out his pics on his Facebook and see the aftermath of his night out with us. We love you Tyler!
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Jump in the line rock your body on time,
TCB
| Download | Duration: 01:15:00
Episode 105 Dan Friesen & Matt Riggs Chicago's Nicest Guys
Also we have a change in bumper music this episode. Let us know what you think. It is a Chicago based band called Pirates!!!. Check out their Facebook and Twitter pages to catch where these guys will be playing. And head over to Myspace to hear other songs by Pirates!!!.
Here's what we talked about in this show;
Zumba teacher in Maine pleads guilty to using her class for prostitution. I could understand Yoga, but Zumba. Really?
Virginia Man beats up roommate for drawing dicks on his face while passed out. Wait till he sees the photos they took too.
Gamer spends six years in Chinese internet cafe. About the same amount of time he'd spend in jail for independent thought in China.
So what can I say about Dan Friesen and Matt Riggs? Not really sure what to say guys, I barely know them! The hardest part about doing this show in Chicago is not knowing anyone. Oh well. I CAN tell you they are both very funny, quick, and pretty nice guys.
Mac Ellis, Dan Friesen, Matt Riggs, and Michael Powell out front of the mansion.
So here's a few ways to keep up to date with Dan Friesen, He has a lovely facebook page as well as an equally pretty twitter page. Also check out thecomedyevening.com for info on a free showcase Dan puts on monthly. A great show and did we mention FREE!
Now Matt on the other hand has a horrible Facebook and twitter page. I kid, they're just fine.
And lastly be sure to check out thenicestguysintown.com where you will find both of these joke teller's podcasts and a plethora of other things to amuse you. It's a Chicago collective of funny if you will. Definitely worth a looksy.
You know the drill.
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Our email beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.
They want to get my gold on the ceiling,
TCB
| Download | Duration: 01:19:28
Episode 103 Michael Timlin & Kawtar Azzouzi God Bless 'Em
Here's what we chatted about;
African American nurse in Michigan told not to take care of white baby in NICU by swastika covered dad. Racism people, not just for the south anymore.
Border guard in Belarus gets prison time for failing to report Swedish plane dropping teddy bears with pro-democracy messages. In his defense, the bears were super cute.
Woman in Argentina marries the man convicted of killing her twin sister. This makes the whole Falkland thing look tame.
Kawtar Azzouzi, Tyler Ross, Michael Powell, Mac Ellis and Michael Timlin doing our version of Gone With The Wind
So Michael and Kawtar are two very funny Chicago comics. If you happen upon an open mic in the city and see them there you will be in for a treat. In the mean time feel free to catch up with them on the social media of your choice.
Simple choice for Michael Timlin though, he only has a Twitter. God bless him.
Kawtar on the other hand is riddled with ways to follow her. Check out her Facebook page, her Twitter page, and her Tumbler page. Or just follow her home from the grocery store like I did. *I don't recommend the last option, she's tough*
Remember we have a Facebook too.
Oh look we have a Twitter as well.
Send us a love note beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.
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Touch me I'm sick,
TCB
| Download | Duration: 01:34:58
Episode 102 Chris Clem & Tyler Ross Defend Ohio Comics
This weeks show although recorded at the mansion in Chicago has a Denver comic, Tyler Ross, and an Ohio comic, Chris Clem. It is also the longest show we've done clocking in at an hour fourty. So sit back for a while and enjoy. Here's what we talk about;
Pope Benedict XVI is stepping down. Will this be Father Guido Sarducci's year?
Woman in Brazil attempts to kill her husband by putting toxic chemicals in her vagina and have him go down on her. Too bad he was more of an ass man.
A man in Florida was arrested on assault charges after giving people wedgies outside of a Tampa movie theater. ASSault charge for wedgies? See what I did there?
We all know and love Tyler Ross, how can you not. However the last time he was on our show he made a few comments about Ohio comics, where he was raised, that raised a few eyebrows. So this episode we invited him and fellow Ohio comic, now residing in Chicago Chris Clem to clear the good name of Ohio comics. This paragraph contains the word Ohio more times than there are comedy clubs in Ohio. Just sayin.
Mac Ellis, Chris Clem, Tyler Ross, and Michael Powell rooftop of the mansion in Chicago. And cold.As far as updates go not much with Tyler right now, but feel free to follow him on Twitter for his delicious hashtags. Or friend him on Facebook where he'll answer all of life's questions.
Chris also has a Facebook page and a Twitter page you can stalk him on. He also has a podcast you should check out. Pretty Swell Guys. I felt swollen after 1 episode.
Don't forget we have a Twitter you can follow as well.
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Send us kind words beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.
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Let's go let's go let's go let's go,
TCB
| Download | Duration: 01:43:42
Episode 101 Bill Cruz & Sean White In Chicago!
With that said we will try and continue with bringing you as much comedy as we can. As of right now a weekly show is going to be very hard to pull off. Plus the ones we will do will not have the same postings here on the site you are use to. Just a quick blurb and some links to the comics.
So without further ass-kissery here is who we had on this episode and all their stuff.
Mac Ellis , Michael Powell, Bill Cruz, Sean White togetherr we can hide a piano!
First we had Bill Cruz. A Denver guy turned Chicagoan. He made me laugh. He made me cry. He made me wash my hands. Check out his Facebook page and see what he Tweets about too. Also hey, he has a website! Holy hell an honest to God website.
Next we had Sean White on this show. Another Chicago transplant via Alabama. Seems right. This guy will make you do a spit take if you're not careful. So will Bill but in a different way. Sean was an absolute blast and I look forward to doing another podcast with him again. Check out his Facebook page. Or Stalk him on Twitter too.
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Well people, once again I apologize for the slack. There is nobody to blame but me. I will try to get back on track and bring you fine folks the laughs you have come to know and love. You are the reason for us doing what we do. That and we like comics and booze. So win win right?!
SAIL!,
TCB
| Download | Duration: 01:29:42
Episode 98 Jason Wardell & Matt Monroe Make Things Awkward
First here is the video of this episode.
Video streaming by Ustream
So here is what we talk about on this episode;
Hasbro introduces gender neutral Easy Bake Ovens. Because boys who love to bake want to do it in an oven made of steel with diamond plate.
I used the pink oven. I turned out ok.
Man asked to leave dart tournament in Britain because he looked like Jesus. Meanwhile the guy dressed like Allah, left alone.
Man I hope that Jesus guy doesn't show up again.
Husband and wife get separate DUIs on the same night. Soul mates people. Soul mates.
I wonder what my husband is doing right now?
Want to keep up with Matt and Jason to learn what shows their doing, and what they think about things? Try following them on Facebook or Twitter. Matt’s Facebook here and Twitter here. Jason’s Facebook here and Twitter here.
Don’t forget to check out the Facebook page for Matt’s show Propoganda! at Lannies Clocktower Cabaret. If you go like the FB page and leave a message that you heard this episode then Mr. Monroe will comp you into the Jan. 27th show! You would be daft not to do it.
Also check out Jason’s labor of love 5280comedy.com for all things comedy in Colorado. You want to know when and where to find comedy in Denver? This site is for you. Serious comedy resource.
Don’t forget to like us on the ol Facebook. And feel free to follow us on Twitter.
Send an email to beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.
Don’t think twice it’s all right,
TCB
| Download | Duration: 01:02:43
Episode 96/69 Van Full Of Candy On TradioV.com!
In the mean time here is our latest episode. We only have the video right now. Next episode we should have an audio download to accompany it for you iTunes folks.
Please enjoy our guests Van Full Of Candy as they make us laugh, from the comfort of their van.
Video streaming by Ustream
So the glorious dudes at Van Full of Candy have been waiting, in the van, to complete our missing episode 69. We thought it would be great to kick off our inaugural episode on TradioV by having them as guests. Not only were they very funny they damn near get arrested on the show. Quality stuff.
If you would please check out VFoC on their Facebook and Twitter pages. Also check out their website. Leave them messages of encouragement and love. You weirdos.
While you're spreading the love maybe send us some. Check out our Twitter and Facebook.
Buy some overpriced swag at Zazzle.
Send us an email beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.
Welcome to the new age,
TCB
Episode 95 John Hippieman Novosad Makes The Best Brownies
In as much as we are sad to leave Kinga's, and the lovely ladies Alex, Gigi, and Rachel behind the bar, we are moving on to bigger better things.
With that said you can see us now as well as hear us on TradioV.com starting December 6th from 4-5 pm every Thursday. We look forward to hearing from our fans and friends as we move into a new chapter of podcasting. Our first guests lined up for the 6th is none other than the Van Full Of Candy guys Jason & Jesse. This show should rock!
Now that all of that crap-o-la is out of the way let's see what we talked about on this show shall we?
Mexican president Felipe Calderon wants to change the name of his country. We would like to submit Old New Mexico please.
You are correct, Geography kinda sucks.
Oklahoma teen sentenced to 10 years of church. However with good behavior it will only feel like an eternity.
Don't take this the wrong way God, but this blows.
ATM in Scotland spits out free cash. President Obama books flight the next day.
But I dunt not have any pockets.
Oh me oh my. We are very fortunate to have Hippieman on this episode. He is not only a staple at Comedy Works but has been on national TV and is one of the funniest Boulder Colorado peeps we know.
Hippieman, Brian Flynn, Rick DeSimone, Jordan Doll, Matt Bernier, and Michael Powell. Oh and Elliot Woolsey. How did he get in there
I couldn't think of a better guest to have on our last Kinga's episode than John Hippieman Novosad. One of those great comics that makes it look so effortless and easy. If you want to see for yourself head over to Wits End Comedy Club Nov 29 thru Dec 1 and watch him live on stage.
You can also check him out on Chuck Roy's Dirty Holiday show at the downtown Denver Comedy Works Dec 2.
In the mean time you can get to know Hippieman better by checking out his Facebook page or even follow him on Twitter. Hell you can even stalk him on his own website. Either way, you will probably giggle.
Not to be outdone by a hippie we too have the Facebook and Twitter pages. Feel free to do as you wish with them.
Want to be heard? Then bust out your email conveyance and send an electronic letter to beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.
Don't forget, kids and old ladies love our I love DP shirts and Christmas is right around the corner. Get over to our Zazzle store before it is too late.
I keep on fallin' in and out of love with you,
TCB
| Download | Duration: 01:09:24
Episode 94 Adrian Mesa, The Last Beard Standing?
Our buddy Eric Henderson stopped by to fill in for the ever absent Mac Ellis. We will have him on soon as a guest so you can get to know him better. In the mean time check out his podcast called Young Curmudgeon Radio. Esta bueno.
Also we had Duane from Duane's Reliable Computer Services on this week. We urge you if you need any computer help at all to give Duane a call. He WILL fix your shit.
Here be the stories;
Chinese man sues wife for being ugly. Meanwhile Gloria Allred is frantically checking if her passport is current.
I can hide your ugly, but not your shame.
American nutrition and health company Beneo announces new product, edible deodorant. Because who has time to rub their pits?
So I STILL don't have to take a bath?
Connecticut man steals Chinese food delivery driver's car, keeps making deliveries. Hope he claims his tips, when he gets out.
Yes ma'am. I understand the driver was rude. Can you describe him?
This week we were blessed to have Adrian Mesa on the show. Don't let his calm subdued demeanor on this episode fool you. He is insanely funny and commands the stage like a pro. He is quickly becoming one of my faves here in Denver.
Eric Henderson, Michael Powell, Matt Bernier, Adrian Mesa showing off the cover art for our new band Blowpourri.
If my note taking skills were keen I could tell you what the name of Adrian's show is going to be at the Deer Pile on Dec 14th. But alas I can not. Just know it's there on that date and going to be HILARIOUS! In the mean time check out his Twitter feed for some sweet tweets. Also quietly stalk him on Facebook.
Don't forget to check out the Youtube channel with Adrian along side our pal Roger Norquist and Tim Messenger. Very funny stuff. Aptly named AdrianRogerTim.
As always feel free to click the ol' LIKE button on our Facebook page. Or check out our Tweets too.
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Storm into the party like my name was El Nino,
TCB
| Download | Duration: 01:09:32
