Well it would appear as though The Comedy Buffet has a head or two in an ass or two. Not in a good way either! So once again we are going through some growing pains and ask that TCB faithful bare with us. In the mean time turn your ear holes towards this gem of an episode we did a while back with Brad Galli on the patio of Kinga's Lounge, complete with sirens and all the noises that makes Colfax cool.
Here's what we talked about;

Denver second graders see porn on classroom computer while using Google search. Oddly they found math homework on PornTube.

Husband finds his wife on porn site. Not as upsetting as finding your dad on a porn site.

Couple in New Jersey sue after discovering rental house is haunted. Landlord counter sues after discovering his tenants are dumb.


So Brad Galli took time out of his busy day of strutting around Boulder to be on our show. The least we could do was record it and then wait 3 weeks to post it.



Follow Brad on his Twitter page. Or see what he does on Facebook. Either way follow this guy, and tell him you heard his podcast. He blushes easy!


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You should be so lucky,

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One would like to think after two and a half years of doing this thing we might have it down. But much like sex or taxes (2 things I do annually) it never seems to work out the way I want it to.

So after a bit of a goof up we were able to get Jen Koscheka on the podcast. Then after what seems like an extraordinary delay we are finally posting the show. The episode is weeks old, the stories even older, but still funny. Jen is an absolute doll and a trooper for putting up with us.

On to the stories;

Kony 2012 viral video "detained" for masturbating in public. He knows he's not really an invisible child right?

Rod Blagojevich arrives at a Colorado prison to server his 14 sentence. It should be just like OZ, with more foosball.

Ben and Jerry's introduces new flavor to show support for gay marriage in the UK. Because if there was ever a geographical region that needs support for homosexuality...it's Europe.


When Jen Koscheka said she would be happy to be on our show I think she might have been drunk. Or confused with who we are or what we do. None the less she kept her word and indeed showed up, and was funny. He companion Bit made his podcast debut as well. We miss you Bit.



If you want to catch up on what Jen, or Bit, is up to check out her Facebook page. Hell, stalk her on Twitter as well. She may stalk you back.

While you're doing all this stalking don't forget about us. Check out and like our Facebook to get updates. Or follow us on Twitter for short bursts of funny.

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Got something to say? We want to pretend to listen. beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.

Lastly, there are some big things going on for us at The Comedy Buffet. Bare with us as things get worked out and worked up. You are the reason we do this. Well, you and the fact that we are lonely.

Yous Guys Rocks,

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Rarely do plans at The Comedy Buffet fall apart. That is, rarely do plans fall through when liquor and technology don't mix. Here is a belated post with funny-man Jordan Doll, who saved our asses when a hiccup occured with the Diaper Box Deluxe. Basically George Lucas is still steaming from our T-shirt idea, and decided to assert his authority again on our little podcast. Two can play that game.

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Matt Monroe has a sexy sexy voice. Also Roger Norquist has a sexy sexy podcast. Both of these things are mentioned in this weeks show. Along with these equally sexy sexy news stories,

Alleged murderer cries afoul when not allowed to get Cocoa Puffs in prison. Not worried about getting shanked, just about cereal.

In what is obviously a monumental waste of time and brain power the folks over at centives.net have put together how much it would cost and how long it would take to build a Death Star. Go crazy nerds. You deserve it.

 Obituaries are a great space for airing dirty laundry. Dead people don't care.


So once again everyone departed so quickly we were unable to get a photo for this episode. So enjoy my fave photos of Matt Monroe and Roger Norquist.





Follow each of these gentlemen on their respective Facebook or Twitter accounts. All you ever wanted to know and then some can be found there.

Don't forget to check out Matt's Keep Calm Comedy March 5th at The Hornet 76 Broadway in Denver. Chuck Roy is headlining! Good times fer sher.

Then go listen to Roger's podcast WereWolf Radar. Who knew the paranormal could be funny?



Keep up to date with all our goings on by liking us on Facebook.

Then follow us on Twitter and see what all your friends are talking about.

Next Send us an email beheard@thecomedybuffet.com and tell us how great we are.

Don't forget to check out our Zazzle site and buy some crap.

Finally leave a comment or rating for us where you find us.


Next week we have Van Full of Candy on. Should be swell!


Keep on rockin' in the free world,

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We have done what very few podcasters have the minerals to pull off. We had six people on one show! Yeah take that Mark Maron. Seriously if Mark listens to our show somebody let me know.

So the "boys" from Fried Nothing showed up again and this time they brought a camera. Whenever the video is put together we'll be sure to post it on our Youtube page. Let's take a look at what Jordan, CT, and Tom made funnies about;

Man has a heart attack at the Las Vegas restaurant the Heart Attack Grill. He probably shouldn't have bet it all on fat.

Two Florida women flash boobs for beer money and get violent when rejected. Juggs for chugs as it were.

California man arrested for "using cats as a food source". That is nasty. But they do make a good heat source if you burn them long enough.


We just want to say if you have never heard of Fried Nothing then you are lame. That's right, I called you lame. We only had enough technology to have Jordan Wieleba, Tom Van Meel, and CT Polson on this episode. Hoping next time to get the very funny Aubrie Allen and Chad Jacobs. Check out their Youtube channel. Follow them on Twitter or even Facebook. And for God sakes buy some merch you lame-o.






Keep sending in your email to beheard@thecomedybuffet.com. We might even use some on our Twitter or Facebook pages. You people are kind of nuts.

Also wanted to say that if you like us, and who doesn't, then feel free to show your love by buying some of our stuff. We rely on this revenue to keep up our show. Now I don't want to be all dramatic about this, but if you don't we will die. Not really but it sounds grim right? So check out Zazzle and buy something already.


Episode 69 is fast approaching and our good friends Van Full of Candy will be our guests again. Get you emails in now for this show. Or come on down to Kinga's and listen live. Either way it will not live up to what you've built it up to in your mind.



Maybe the dingo ate your baby,

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I forgot to mention this show during our podcast and I feel like a dick for doing it. My good friend Terri has put a lot into getting this show put together and you would be dumb not to go. This is a great line up. An even better cause. So, with all that said, we'll see you there.



Another oddball show at Kinga's. Always fun after a week off to get in to the swing. Ben Adams makes his return which meant Mac was gone. He hates you Ben! So our buddy Rick DeSimone stepped in and did an excellent job. We should have him on as a real guest sometime.

Outside of Ben Adams singing and talking about himself, here is what we talked about;

NBC yanks Fear Factor episode over segment involving glasses of donkey semen. Yet "Whitney" is still on the air?

74 year old Taiwanese man dies choking on his dentures after sex with a 62 year old prostitute. I sense a whole new porn genre.

Florida woman says her large breasts would not allow her to complete road side sobriety test. Her lack of sobriety probably helped too.


So Ben Adams and Rick DeSimone both have shows coming up. You should go see them all. These guys are damn funny. Here is Ben's Facebook page to catch his updates. Oh and Rick has a Facebook too. 




So it's late and I am tired. You know the drill. Find us. Email us. Like us. Follow us. Do us. Buy our crap. Send us naked pics. Yadda yadda yadda.


Right back atcha,

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Well our little podcast made a journey this week as we packed up the diaper box of technology and made our way to Garden City Colorado. If you've never heard of Garden City, don't sweat it, you're not missing much. Literally, the town is 4 square blocks. The retarded cousin Greeley never talks about.

Wanted to say a big thank you to Doug Baird and Joshua Skillman for not only being on our show but doing some stand up afterwards as well. Not sure how this experiment in podcast/stand up show is going to play out but no one was shot this weekend so that's a plus right?

Also want to thank the White Horse Inn for having us and taking care of our comedians. What can you say about a bar with no windows and a trough full of ice in the men's room to pee in? What a "unique" experience.

Thanks to Josh Randall for getting arrested and showing up 30 minutes after the show ended. Like the hillbilly icing on a redneck cake.

Almost done thanking people. What else were you going to be doing right now? That's right.

Ambiguous thanks to Kristin and Theresa for being good sports and not killing everyone in the bar with their "Cues Of Fury".




And finally want to say thanks to the guy at the bar with 3, that's right I said 3, teeth left in his head who told me a great story. Something about a mechanic screwing up one of his pistons on his motorcycle. I say told me a story but it was more like yelled at me. Like I messed up his bike. Awww Garden City, you may be missed.


That's about all I wanted to say. No show next week as we observe the time honored tradition of watching the Super Bowl without the Broncos. Cue the hate mail.


Does this look infected,


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Before I post all my usual crap about how awesome our show is I need to take up valuable real estate here at the front to bring up an issue. We have used Incompetch.com for years. Kevin Macleod puts up his music on a Creative Commons License and we love him for this. However some unscrupulous asshole has take it upon himself to sell Kevin's free music on Amazon. Please follow this link:
 
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0041S74CE/ref=cm_cr_mts_prod_img

Go there and leave a 1 star rating and a comment about how much this guy sucks. Might want to keep it clean, Amazon unlike us has standards. Love each and every one of you who do this.

Now... on with the show!


I must admit I was a little nervous when Chris Carlton entered Kinga's Lounge to do our podcast. Then after a few minutes of the show and understanding him and where he's coming from I realized that my fears we validated. These are our stories we talked about, while keeping one eye on Chris;

Illinois appeals court allows woman to sue a dead teens estate. He ran across the tracks and when struck, a piece of him struck her. Obviously knocking her stupid.

P.E.T.A. is trying to obtain OJ Simpson's south Florida home, so as to turn it into a "Meat Is Murder" museum. You know what else is murder? Murder.

Internet travel site Priceline has killed off the "Negotiator" character played by William Shatner. We're sorry Mr. Shattner, but like Mrs. Butterworth, Mr. Whipple, or the Noid, all good things must come to an end.


If came down to the show you undoubtedly took one look at Chris Carlton and wondered if you locked your car. Then if you stuck around and listened to his set you most assuredly thought to yourself, can I get to my car before he violates me. But if you took even more time to actually meet him and talk to him you would have learned he is the nicest guy. A walking study of judging books by covers.




If you want to keep up to date on Chris and see where he will be performing check out his Facebook page. Also check out Colorado's Most Wanted Comedy Showcase Women Behaving Badly Edition. You know, if you like girls and comedy together.


Speaking of shows come on out to the White Horse Inn in Garden City Colorado Jan. 29th at 7pm to see us. We'll be doing our podcast in front of people who have no idea what the internet is. Plus we'll be having Doug Baird and Josh Skillman on the show. Then right after our recording those two will try to impress you with laughter. God help us all.

Check out are Facebook page. Leave a note saying hi. Also follow us on Twitter for small doses of funny.

Got a hankering for some shopping? Click on the Zazzle link and snatch up some merch. DO IT!

 
You are the only one we think of,

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So Red Rocket Productions stopped by and the anal jokes flowed. These boys are seriously funny. We missed Mac on this one. I guess your mom only turns 80 once. We also find ourselves minus Mr. Bernier who was mourning the Broncos loss against the Patriots. We should have Tebowed for him. Oh well. Here's what we talked about.

Papa John's offers apology after racial slur was printed on receipt. In all fairness, the receipt had it coming.

Church in Flint Michigan has tattoo shop and cage fighting. So now when asked "What Would Jesus Do" you have the answer.

Minnesota dad picks up more than just his kids from daycare. He got DWI cooties too.


Well what can I saw about Red Rocket Production that you don't already know or haven't heard on this show? The answer would be nothing. They are a group of guys that love to make-a da funny. God love 'em. They are just crazy enough. To prove it, here is the photo they sent me of our night together.




So check out Red Rocket Production's website here. Follow their silliness on Twitter. Or their Facebook page. Holy crap they even have a Youtube page. The are literally everywhere.


Hey we're everywhere too! Check out our Twitter and follow us. Or like us on Facebook. Also where ever you find us make sure to leave your mark. A rating or a comment goes a long way.

Want to bend our ear? Want the world to here what nonsense you have to say? Then drop us a line. beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.

If you want to support The Comedy Buffet but don't know how, well let me tell you. Go to our Zazzle link on our home page and have a ball buying stuff. It helps us and you get stuff!

 Don't forget we are at Kinga's Lounge every Sunday night recording our show. Great open mic after words. You should check it out.

And if you are in the Northern Colorado area do not forget to come out to the White Horse Inn on January 29th for our first NoCo Show. We have Doug Baird and Joshua Skillman on the podcast that evening.


Hey next week we have Chris Carlton on the show. Plan accordingly.


Now I wanna be your dog,

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